Top Banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2

Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!

by PropaOGbanana July 4, 2016

Banana Time

Weekdays, 3.15pm: Enjoy a banana with some friends.

Not the same banana though.

"Is it banana time yet?"

"I left to go home at around twenty to banana time."

"Stop! Banana time."

by KingMonkey87 April 22, 2009

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005

Banana Republic

Italy under Silvio Berlusconi 's "government"

Quello stupido nano (Berlusconi) sta vendendo il nostro paese, si fa le sue leggi, agisce come se la costituzione fosse un catalogo di opzioni... L'Italia sta diventando una repubblica delle banane!

Translation:
That stupid dwarf (Berlusconi) is selling our country, making his own laws, acting as if the constitution is a catalogue of options... Italy is becoming a Banana Republic!

by Jeeezuz H3yl3l January 1, 2005

Banana Time

Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

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"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Banana Syndrome

When ones penis curves to the side like a banana due to excessive masturbation or a bad posture when masturbating.

"Fuck, my penis is bent to the left!"
"Dude, you should've alternated hands like we told you; it's the only known way of preventing Banana Syndrome."

by Vodalus April 7, 2010

Banana Smoothie

A male Brazilian wax.

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."

by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010