Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.
Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.
by iwebu August 13, 2014
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Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology
I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020
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tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry
i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023
by May 08, 2023
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Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.
I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.
by An0ma1y February 26, 2019
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Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him
The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time
by Analyzer Tech July 03, 2018
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The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

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A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
by thetechguild February 06, 2022
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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny April 06, 2018
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