Toyota

The new American automobile company

"In a world where the Toyota Camry is built of more American made parts than the Ford Mustang..."

by Hyde244 May 20, 2007

Island of misfit toys

Employee over qualified and under paid at work

auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys

by the mittster August 17, 2010

Toyphiler

A Toyphiler is a person or persons whom collect toys and or pictures of toys.

A Toyphiler would hang out on internet discussion forums and share pictures of their own personal toy collection with other Toyphilers.

by NateBlank May 10, 2011

Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Toytle

The most majestic thing alive, often falsely pronounced as turtle. ITS TOYTLE GOD DAMMIT NOT TURTLE.

LOOK A TOYTLE

Thats a turtle.

(slap) ITS A TOYTLE GOD DAMMIT

by toytle lover October 27, 2017

Hoyty-Toyty

stuck-up,posh,la-di-dah,snooty

Fred; "You'll not get near that pussy man, she's too hoyty-toyty for you"
Harry; "Piss-off, I'm posh I are"

by RudeAsFCUK December 25, 2011

Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010