toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

by Telephony March 26, 2020

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

ToLeqit

ToLeqit is a dude on Discord who likes playing Fortnite and Minecraft, he has a lot of chill friends on Discord too!

RainbowDude217: Whats up my dude?

ToLeqit: Nothin much, you?

by TacoDuck1121 October 25, 2020

toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021