real_tony_stank

an account likes to ratio and having bangs.most underrated ft account ever
(patrick willaims living rent free in hes head (even though tony is right

messi on real_tony_stank:i skipped school just to like his tweets

by jadon sanchez January 14, 2021

Geiru Toneido

the clown girl from ace attorney that nobody knows or remembered until speedoru posted an animation where she is really thicc and don't have fake boobs and where she makes edgeworth straight and he becomes crazy for her clussy, cushions and butt

Geiru Toneido: i noticed that the whoopee cushion i use in my routines is missing...
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!

Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now

by cushions July 15, 2022

Pulled A Tony Montana

When you're at your house, and some people come to fuck you up, and you fight back. During this time, most people shout "Say hello to my little friend!" And start shooting at their oppressors with an M16 assault rifle that has an under barrel grenade launcher attached to it. The normal result of this action is being shot repeatedly, and continuing to fall in a pool. At least you took some of those rat bastards with you.

Joe: I heard they called a hit out on Tony last week.

Paulie: Yea, they did. But I hear that he pulled a Tony Montana.

Joe: no shit?

by Shaolin Masta January 31, 2009

Your uncle tonight

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!

*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*

by gayishomo March 6, 2019

Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.

My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

b simone tone

Named after THE B-SIMONE got the whole world talkin like her

Baabyy giirll ~is what someone using the b simone tone will usually say.

by D~is for Debbie of definations January 10, 2020

Tongue

A muscular organ generally present inside the mouth, in some cases outside(eg. exhausted dogs, Miley Cyrus etc)

Kid: Mom, how to have tongue like Miley cyrus?
Mom: Lift 10 kg weight everyday for 30 minutes with your tongue and you'll see the result.

by NilBaby May 2, 2014