Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

day-amn

It has the same definition as damn, but is pronounced differently; it is broken into 2 syllables, with more emphasis on the first syllable. It is used when the speaker is in utter shock or disbelievment (if that's a word).

"Day-amn! That's one steep cliff!!"

by the sane maniac August 30, 2004

Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.

Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.

by CAS911 March 31, 2013

Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.

My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.

by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014