When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”
If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.
by imsilly69 July 16, 2025
Get the Ass Tearsmug. by Nodyess January 31, 2025
Get the tear jerkmug. These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023
Get the Orphan Tearsmug. Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
Get the Tearing a Holemug. Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
by aldeshsa December 15, 2010
Get the tear gogglesmug. by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022
Get the Cowboy Tearsmug. The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
Get the Clown Tearsmug.