Surfacism

The idea, thought or belief that some terrain or ground area (mostly on bodies other than Earth) is unsuitable for landing or other necessities that require good terrain characteristics as opposed to others.

Guy one: Dude! Elon Musk just announced the colonization of Mars!

Guy two: Meh, Venus has much richer soil than Mars.

Guy one: Damn, dude! Quit your surfacism.

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Guy one: So what do you think about the house? It's got a nice view!

Guy two: I wish the floor was carpet instead of wood.

Guy one: Why are you always so surfacist?

by Dr. Boredom June 17, 2018

Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.

Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.

by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010

cloud surfin

geting high

(pittsburgh slang)

mane im cloud surfin right now.. im feelin good

by noodleeee65 May 1, 2010

Urban Surfin'

When someone keeps hitting the random button on UD at looks at random definitions.

Derp - "Hey T-Derp, what are you up to?"

T-Derp - "Nothing, just doing some Urban Surfin'."

by ElectrofieMC November 28, 2012

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017