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Book Sniffer

N. A peculiar/socially awkward/weird child who prefers the company of textbooks over people. A "nerd" or "dork".
Yeah, that kid with the thick glasses is such a dorky book sniffer.
by fedoramoe December 2, 2010
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Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.
"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."
by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021
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Fart Sniffer

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts
Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers
by Lazarath October 10, 2022
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Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!
Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!
by pumpnose July 12, 2011
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stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.
Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?
by Your Mom March 21, 2005
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get stiffen

it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...
I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.
by atzuska November 12, 2004
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Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006
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