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rlp status 

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations
rlp status by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021

fan status 

Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.
She had bragged about her fan status but Kelly really proved it on the tour bus last night!
fan status by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Beatdown Status 

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!

RICE STATUS 

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
RICE STATUS by e.skoland February 27, 2022

Monkey Status 

im not even in monkey status
Monkey Status by bdm.smile April 11, 2022

Lucy status 

To owe some one money for a long period of time and not intend to pay back.
That guys on lucy status now