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Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024
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COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.
Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.
by the AV Flu April 11, 2020
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Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man
“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”
by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023
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Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023
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Stand up

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”
by anonymous September 12, 2022
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