Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018

Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something

wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you

I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.

by pussack August 14, 2018

Smurfed

To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.

Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .

by Allenrox79 September 7, 2018

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Skurf

Scraping off a gradient

Pearing back

A little nip n tuck

I’m just going to skurf a piece off that joist.

by Master Bake November 22, 2018

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018