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splitt

split or spliff

a rolled marijuana cigarette a.k.a. a "joint" or "doobie"
Yo let's go burn a splitt my man.
by doggie style December 7, 2003
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split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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spliters

a group of friends thats listen to the same type of music and karote chop each other in the head softly
i split john.
look at thos kids over there there splitting each other, those crazy kids

were spliters because we korate chop each other in the head yeah baby
by double007 October 31, 2007
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SlitStitch

The vilent sewing of a vagina shut!
The slitstitch was a great succesess
by Freak Creap April 26, 2008
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splition

In business this is the allocation of the proceeds amongst all of the entities in the ecosystem.
If the end-user pays $1.00, then how that dollar gets allocated to the reseller, agents, brokers, the distributor, the manufacturer and the other entities eating off of the dollar is the "splition".
by Business Guy May 28, 2010
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split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole
My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.
by bigbadbg February 19, 2011
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Split Sack Syndrome

The act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.
- "His jeans are so tight."
- "yeah i bet thats giving him split sack syndrome"
by Wild Wallrus September 25, 2011
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