Spicy Touch

Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.

"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"

by Mediocre_Bard March 31, 2022

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Spicy Burrito

Applying some form of hot sauce to you tongue and then licking the rectum of your partner.

I went and gave my man a spicy burrito last night, he couldn't sit down for an hour.

by BunkerBob January 16, 2018

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momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

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spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney May 1, 2014

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Spicy Bunghole

(noun)

1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.

“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”

“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”

“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”

by Kellykism August 5, 2025

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