When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
Get the sloppy slapper mug.One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
Get the Sloppy hippo mug.Related Words
snopple
• Snopple Wopple
• snopp
• Snoppgubben
• snoppsnap
• Snopp doog
• Snopp i en kopp
• snopp slicker
• Snoppergobble
• snopping
A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.
Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.
by rickabone August 21, 2017
Get the sloppy casper mug."Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017
Get the Sloppy Stranger mug.When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
Get the Sloppy sandcastle mug.When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes
by apoorip October 20, 2017
Get the sloppy seth mug.by robinslop November 5, 2017
Get the sloppy robinson mug.