smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

by Brian E January 20, 2004

Smack

Abnormal, Shit talking, Crown drinking Bish!

Someone keeps talking to you and all you hear is blah blah blah.....thats a smack.

by La La Linds August 21, 2007

Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

smackerdoodle

The act of giving a females genitals a rasberry by sucking in air, pressing one's lips againts the genital area and blowing as hard as possible.

I gave Jenna a smackerdoodle last night, her pussy is redder than rudolf's nose!

by blackenese April 28, 2006

Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 19, 2008

Body Smacken

When having sex and your bodies are hitting together to make a slapping noise.

Ya dude, the other night I was bangin this chick so hard, we were body smacken.. those noises wer crazy

by THE MAXAMILLION FROM VIC April 14, 2010

smack

smoke + crack = smack

I don't smack, I lick pussy!

by Mack Daddy Mik & T-Hurt September 25, 2007