Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).

"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."

by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011

Dimer Slimer

An attractive female with loose morals. one that wouldnt mind, or enjoy getting 'Slimed'

"dude im sick of all these skeezers we have around, its time for an upgrade"

"well ill call up some Dimer Slimers for the night"

by SlimmyFromTheBurbs November 3, 2012

Sinus Slimer

When a man sticks his penis tight to someone's nostril and cums, causing the semen to run through the nasal cavity and seep out the adjacent nostril, cleansing the sinuses.

I was stuffed up for days until I got a sinus slimer last night!

by Real Definition63849 June 22, 2016

Angry slimes

When your playing mc and you go into a cave and end up coming out of the cave covers in wet moist slime jizz

I walked into a cave and I noticed I was getting warm and wet i was covered in angry slimes

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018