mledwards34's definitions

Violincore

The point at which a metal band is successful enough to start using violin's in their songs.

Machine head took longer to go violincore than I was expecting.

by mledwards34 November 20, 2014

Cockchafer

An unsightly guy at a swimming pool with far too tight speedos, in clearly noticeable pain, but thinking the chicks are digging him.

Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer

by mledwards34 June 22, 2011

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010