Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

satans kimchi

when wasabi comes out of your nose.

charlie was blowing out satans kimchi

by bjtdbz November 26, 2018

satans orgasm

It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum

Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out

by Yeet_meistro-1251 April 1, 2020