Snotch

Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.

"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."

by Frackerman June 21, 2011

Snotted

The act of shooting snot out of your nose unintentionally while breathing.

OH WELL. -snots- I JUST SNOTTED.

by Toastttttttt June 28, 2011

Snotball

When a person sneezes and or blows their nose directly in to a guy's balls and he then smears it across the person's face. Often before or during a blowjob.

Chantelle: I have a nasty cold and no kleenex

J: Come here and let me snotball you

by Chadpants October 23, 2013

it's not urban encyclopedia

a phrase used by UD editors while reading 750 word definitions that never quite seem to finish.

after reading the def for "radical feminism," and realizing it took me almost half an hour to learn nothing, I said to myself "jesus freakin christ, it's not urban encyclopedia!"

by earpuller November 20, 2010

That's not funny

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

by Zenguin March 15, 2017

Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 9, 2020

snotgrottler

A person whose nose is filling with mucus and who:
a) Does not empty the contents by blowing into a tissue.
b) Continues to sniff at the mucus so that it lifts into the nose and begins to slide down again.
c) Repeats b) continually.

I had trouble concentrating in the exam because there was a snotgrottler sitting behind me.

by Steerpike February 2, 2007