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Necrofelch protein shake 

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

Gumbo Over the Shakers

The act of fucking a girl or guy from behind and they shit on your penis with chunky diarrhea, and the person with penis inserted into anus has ungroomed pubic hair. The pubic hair acts as a screen catching the chunks and letting the watery mud flow down.
Dude, last night I was with Kandi - even though she didn't feel well. One thing lead to another and when I was banging her from behind, she totally shit all over my dick and pubes - it was definitely "Gumbo Over the Shakers".

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

Steak 'n Shake 

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"

Redneck Protein Shake 

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE 

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL
*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"