Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse Spit

To drink alcohol

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“

by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020

Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.

“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”

by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

by Alphabetical dictionary January 2, 2021

Reverse grasshopper

During sex, after the guy cums he tries to bite the girls head off.

Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck

by Aj’ac January 10, 2021

reverse pp touching

when you touch hers instead

hey you wanna do some reverse pp touching?

by nolanjhhh January 11, 2021

Reverse Smoker

A reverse smoker is someone who experiences reverse effects from either indica or sativa strains. Indica which normally has a relaxing effect would have an active and energetic effect with a reverse smoker. Sativa would be relaxing for a reverse smoker where normally it would be energetic/awakening.

We all smoked a sativa joint and were energized for a walk, except for the reverse smoker he had to take a nap.

by Dabbin Dragon February 24, 2021