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real is used when someone (sigma) makes a verry suicidal looking post
person 1(sigma male) posts new video comments:real
by dangemi September 17, 2022
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Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.
Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.
by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010
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Rally

The state/ mode one must force themselves & their body into in order to truly keep it real and represent. Usually happens after your boy calls you up 2 hours after you just got in and were finally able pass out. After you hang up, you lay there for good 2-3 minutes (where it be your bed, bathroom floor, couch, kitchen counter, hood of your car, front lawn, etc.) debating on whether or not it will all be worth it. It is possible to pass out at this point but only for a short while because the fucker next door decided he was going to mow his gosh damn lawn.

At this point you realize it is hopeless and you must at this time go into rally mode because you also realize that you roll deep and must live up to not only the expectations others have for you to bring debauchery to the party but, the expectations that you have for yourself in that you ain't no damn pussy, bitch ass.

So with that, you wash your face, look at yourself in the mirror shake your head and realize that you may want to smoke a bowl to settle your stomach. Then you get some damn breakfast....no matter what time of the day it is.

**Note** You can't say, "Dude I'm straight Rallying right now" or "I'm totally in Rally mode" unless at least 2 nights in a row of hardcore partying have just taken place where and the sun is up before you even get back to your place.

Could also be a full 24 hour debauchery scene. When this is the case, usually you rally 2 times, sometimes more (depending on the person) with in that 24 hour period.

RALLY #1: After you've puked a little from all those shots trying to get your initial drunk on, you realize you are more hard core than a little puke in your mouth....so you keep going.

RALLY #2: Occurs after you've passed out in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and either wake up feeling like a million bucks or do whatever you can to get yourself to feel like a million bucks (i.e. more alcohol, drugs, sex, etc.). Then you just keep going.
*RING....RING....RING....RING....RING........*

Person #2: Shit....this fool already?!...Hello?

Person #1: Yo dude what up!?

Person #2: WTF?! Shit.....Dude, why the hell am I in my backyard sleeping on the lawn chair?

Person #1: Hell if I know. Listen fool...we gotta RALLY! Stop acting like a tool, pull your shit together and meet me at my place by 7:30 tonight....WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT!!!!

Person #2: Son of a bitch dude....shit. Alright dawg. See you then...peace.

Person #1: Late

*Hangs up phone*

Person #2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by weezy_beezy May 13, 2009
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the real

What's truly important in life, it could be money, it could be working on relationships, it could be anything. its doing what you want and have to do in anticipation of that making you happy with life
Schools out, I aint got no job, time to start my business and chase the real.
by BajanSaint December 11, 2009
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for real?

Can be used instead of "are you serious?" usually when somebody does or says something stupid. Sometimes the person's name is added to the end: "for real Meeka?" Also accompanied by the "for real?" face characterized by the slight head tilt along with the lips scrunched and to the side
"I'm the tightest nigga to ever walk this earth"
"For real player?"
by Cheezie October 13, 2004
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faux real

When something is real, but it's fake at the same time.
Good actors are faux real because they can fake an emotion really well like it's real, but since it's acting, the emotion is fake! Faux Real!!


Pronounced "fo-real"
You wanna join the club FauxReal at UC Merced? We got some good actors in it!!

Dude, you're faux real.
by bananalicious! December 17, 2008
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real man

Term used by greedy women looking for a sugar daddy.
A guy that spends a lot of money on a money grubbing gold digging woman. A guy that takes a dinner whore to expensive fine dining restaurants. A man that buys drinks for a woman and all her friends. A real man is one that dumps any chick that uses the term "real man" or "gentleman".
"I want a REAL MAN who knows how to treat his woman right"
by gruntalicious April 29, 2008
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