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Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.
Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.
by TheHRD November 17, 2010
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Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
Bro, you are such a puppy-fag
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
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Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.
Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.
by Tall Greg January 9, 2011
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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Puppy

A white (appropriate) form of saying the N-Word, without appearing to be disrespectful.
"Yo puppy! Watchu doin' tonight?"

"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."

"Silly puppies"
by ThatShedKid October 2, 2011
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Pushy meas

There are many of me that push (in public).

Usually used when in a cramped area you suddenly cannot take it anymore.

You become Thor-like and part the sea of people with your fists and/or torso.
"Dayum I went all pushy meas when I got on the tube"
by HIJACK October 28, 2013
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