panicdote

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.

I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking

by xmattisi December 29, 2015

pubic indecency

When pubic hairs around a male or female sexual organ become so long that during fellatial activities pubes protrude into nasal cavity of the fellatiator

Joshua charged Cindy with PUBIC INDECENCY after their night together.

by J_fole January 17, 2016

panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016

panicinf

The fear of shitting yourself because your dog is lost.

"the girl was PANICINF because her dog was black and in the dark"

by AHEK July 19, 2016

pubic decapitation

Where a woman, usually named lucy gives a man usually named Adam or elliot or James the biggest bj of his life where the skin becomes lumpy and the arteries grow and then the foreskin becomes dry and finally. The man is internally attached to the woman.

Omfg lucy gave me pubic decapitation last night - Adam

by AdamWorsley July 6, 2016

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016