chilled poon sundae

To make a chilled poon sundae you must first prep. the poon with four to five ice cubes, then hold the ice cubes in the poon while you have anal intercourse with the poon owner. Continue this until the ice cubes are mostly melted then remove yourself from the anus and quickly insert it into the poon. Then finish yourself off inside the prepared poon to complete the sundae. Next you pour the sundae from the poon to a 8 ounce glass and give to the poon owner to taste test. Only serve chilled!!

I made a chilled poon sundae last night and she said it was wonderful.

by Ricey Ripp November 9, 2006

like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

by Jimmy October 4, 2004

Anti-poon

The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people

Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(

by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009

Pennsylvania poon flute

During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.

My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.

by bobalicious def June 21, 2008

Dune's Poon

A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.

Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!

by CockBlocker October 20, 2004

Butterfly Poon

A Woman's lower genitals.

Butterfly Poon A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burg.

by Mike13258 January 12, 2012

F'poon

F'pooning is just like spooning, but a little extra ;)

1.

Dan smith: Yo Devantaviaux haven't you been talking to that girl Karen on twitter?

Devantaviaux: Yea we're totally gonna f'poon tonight

Dan smith: Hell yea my guy!

2.

Janet: hey aren't you going to Devantaviaux's house tonight?

Karen: yea I can't wait, he seems cool!

Janet: make sure he doesn't f'poon you, he's a notorious f'pooner.

by Devantaviaux May 25, 2017