poke'n'twist

the action of poking someone with something, usually a regular screwdriver, then twist in mid-poke

Shut up or I'll give you a poke'n'twist

by CHIEF/ROBOCOP July 5, 2009

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

by Bangboy December 29, 2009

Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus

My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.

by JayJay123 May 26, 2011

Poke-Poke

someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as:

"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"

"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."

by rose97 March 21, 2012

Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016

hokus pokus

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003