Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet

My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job

by anonymous July 17, 2024

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painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

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The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

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Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)

by LeDarke March 9, 2020

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Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

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