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People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
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crappy people

people who vaguely resemble crap, or who serve little or no interest in a conversation
by darkjkr6 August 26, 2008
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dead people

usually found as an insulting number.
"there were 2 million dead people found after the disaster"
by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021
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Logimacl people

Somebody who thinks that Logic is not real, mainly because they don't have logic nor common sense. But just look at the music artist... He's real right?
Logimacl people~
Jimmy: EH-MAH-GAWD!! Look at that girl, do you think she'll ask me out?
JimmyJohns: Jimmy, that's just not Logical...
Jimmy: Well than there is no logic... LOOK! SHE'S WALKING TWOARDS ME!!!!
JimmyJohns: Oh boy...
Wendy's: EH-MAH-GAWWWWD!!! It's my long lost brother Jimmy!!!
Jimmy: Long lost brother???
Wendy's: Didn't you know? You're adopted silly...
{Takes off mask, shows true form as Chick~fil~a cow..}
Jimmy: NOOOOO!!!
JimmyJohns: Logimacl people, am I right?
Jim
by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020
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People Trap

That glass table that an extended family member had. This table is used by mosquitoes as a trap for humans. Once a person moves within a one yard radius of the table, that person is immediately eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Mosquito-“The human has been lured into our People Trap”
by (888) 447-5594 June 22, 2020
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People Cupboard

A room in which a person stores them self overnight or makes love to their partner, preferably on a bed.
Let's go to my people cupboard and get jiggy with it.
by Jeramockity January 11, 2014
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Croswell and there people

A different kinda breed, a wallmart version of Florida conveniently packaged for your displeasure very neatly into one tiny town.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.
Croswell and there people what an adventure! Do not recommend!!!
by Croswell December 17, 2022
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