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Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim
by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007
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Crying Mamas cult

We love our all mighty lord Mamas who likes to cry. 🛐🙏
They make us so happy that we stick marbles up our noses and open our legs wide up for them.
I am apart of the crying Mamas cult.
by Mamas lover February 10, 2021
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silverback mama bear

A Silverback mama bear is a strong, devoted nurturing mama with firm boundaries you don’t dare cross!

She’s a woman who parents the best way she can, for her child/children. A woman who doesn’t apologize for her choices and would go through Hell & Back Again for her child/children.
A Silverback mama bear is a woman who asserts herself in any way as a parent &

She’s tenacious, Not Afraid to protect or advocate for her child/children
no matter what the risk; Silverback Mama Bear will Stand, Fight & Protect her child/children with every last fiber of her being.

She is methodical & ferocious if she feels her child/children are threatened or in harms way.
Bro, you don’t want to bully that kid
everyone knows his Mom is a Silverback Mama Bear!

A Silverback Mama Bear will make a Hurricane 🌀, Erupting 🌋 Volcano and Earth Quake all seem like a dream vacation in comparison to facing her wrath! That’s one Mama you don’t ever want to cross.

Hell hath No Fury like a Silverback Mama Bear!
by Silverback Mama Bear December 11, 2021
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mama jamath

1. Man 1 'yo man, wanna go smoke some mama jamath?'
Man 2 'you know im down'

2. Man 1 <sees a fat person walking> 'Look at that chick'
Man 2 'damn, she's a mama jamath
by ryan man January 4, 2008
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Shitaki Mama

Mainly referred to as an asian crack ho, usually female, or homosexual.
I've got 10 min's, 10 dollars, and a condom, where's a shitaki mama when you need one!
by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011
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Yo mama

Something virgins say to each other because they have no good comebacks or insults.
Your mom gay lol.
Wanna know who I fucked? Yo mama
by Tais A Shark21 September 7, 2018
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.
“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
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