This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.

If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.

Jack Morgan MD by JimSteele October 19, 2008

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Piers Morgan

A man child that throws a tantrum because of his inability to control a woman or get her attention, hence developing an uncontrollable obsession and hatred for her.

ie: Damn, I hate Meghan Markle. how dare she speak her mind and demand respect. Manipulative.

Me: I hear you piers morgan

Piers Morgan by ThatThangThanging March 8, 2021

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Ashly Morgan Blanc

Ashly Morgan "Freeman" Blanc is often referred to as the leader of the sof side. She rolls with the scariest crew around and likes to call them her "family"...but not in a cute way, in a creepy Charles Manson way. She is one of the fastest readers alive and enjoys the sport of curling. She will run for president someday. She will also die someday...and be stuffed into a statue. Her heroes are Beyonce and Terri Porter, even though there's not much difference between the two.

Joe: What did you do last night, Randy?

Randy: I got beat up by Ashly Morgan Blanc and her crew.

Ashly Morgan Blanc by srs116 March 15, 2010

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Dr. Morgan

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.

Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Morgan!

Dr. Morgan by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

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