Russian Massage

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004

mass carriers

Tactic used in the game Starcraft by players who find fun only in "money maps", that is maps where each player has nearly unlimited resources and competition is consequentially at ridiculously low levels.

Protoss are teh best cuz they do mass carriers.

by Sarah Kerrigan October 4, 2004

massabate

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.

Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.

by natoslug March 16, 2010

Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.

"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

by Dave May 1, 2004

Massa

Master slang
Ghetto slang for Master

Katie: BAD! You can't do that.
Ben: Oh yessa massa, please don't hurt me. ;)

by Katie June 10, 2004

Swansea, Massachusetts

A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.

If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.

by Goldfish-Luvah February 19, 2009

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008