change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

by j/k January 19, 2004

Bare you in mind

Verb
To imagine someone naked, or 'bare'.

Example 1
Bingley: "That Bennet chick's sizzling, yo."
Darcy: "I'll bare her in mind!" (gazes into middle distance with appreciative smile)

Example 2
Interviewer: "Well, thanks for coming in. We've got other applicants to see but we'll certainly bare you in mind."
Candidate (to self): "I'm toast... "

by Battersea Dog January 19, 2010

mind hook up

A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.

Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.

Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.

by ENZO_5 October 15, 2010

Luke on my mind

luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time

Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope

by ellellek7 September 6, 2014

mind the ruddy gap!!

Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.

*walking along when suddenly

"mind the ruddy gap!!!"

*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt

by juliobug23 November 26, 2013

Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.

"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."

by VincentKav April 2, 2017