Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.

"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"

by Kyle R. Chandler September 1, 2008

Michael Anderson

A guy who hates being called Michael Anderson.

Hey, who is that bro?

Oh that's Michael Anderson!

DONT CALL ME MICHAEL ANDERSON.

by Michael Anderson June 22, 2014

michael

MICHAEL RULES

Michael always does what Michael does best and t!hat he rules

by Michael1949 February 9, 2017

Michael Zhang

Sexiest piece of asian ass you can get, a guy as sweet as a popsicle on a hot summer day

Dangg. Do I hear the ice cream truck, or is that a Michael Zhang walking by?

by Puffy Booch June 1, 2017

The Reverse Michael Jackson

Going from a small white girl to a successful black man

Hey you hear about Timmy?
Yea to bad he pulled a The Reverse Michael Jackson and got shot

by SD Numerous Uno April 19, 2015

Michaela

A person who is very pretty, (usually with long dark blond hair, which darkens in winter) nice to be around and has a good sense on humour. A michaela, sometimes shortened to Mikki can be somewhat immature in her mind set and needs to start preparing herself for the future.

mikki mik michaela

by intellectualkidd March 27, 2011