Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

Maximillian Rodl

Someone who goes on the hub everyday

Maximillian Rodl has a addiction.

by Anonymous32974654 April 16, 2024

Maximilian Rodl

noun: goes on ph (not science) everyday. Lives in Germany. Both parents are professors in philosophy.

I am Maximilian Rodl.

by SebRodl April 16, 2024

masymas incident

When a ber’ie slops shit out of his anus and smears it across a supermarket front door

Ber’ie just had a masymas incident the other day

by negrooooballsaa April 18, 2024

Maximus

Maximus is a name of Latin origin that carries a sense of strength, power, and greatness. Derived from the Latin word "maximus," meaning "greatest" or "largest," Maximus has a long history and is associated with leadership, courage, and nobility. It has been popularized by its use in literature, history, and popular culture, evoking images of heroic figures and noble characters.

e.g Maximus Lim Jay

Yo is that a "Maximus",
HELL YEAH

by MARTINCAbELLOs April 24, 2024

Maxamillion Solis

One of the most kick ass, funny, fast as fuk dirtbikers to ever live. Legend has it he took the training wheels off his 50 when he was 2 so he could pop his 1st wheelie

Dude did you see Maxamillion Solis ride that wheelie for 6 miles

by j dawg 208 July 31, 2024

maxemillion

Olympic medalist so he qualifies to be here.
Mom failed to spell his name right so there's only one.
Named after Maximillion Sterling from Robotech.
Is a bitch.

"my name isn't Maxemelon. It's Max-e-million. Maxemillion."

by anonymous August 5, 2024