bastur mate

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

by scodder September 29, 2012

Griff Match

An anything goes match for any sport, fight, or competition

Yo let's have a 1v1 basketball griff match.

by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

Atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and now those people are together

“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”

by W1lson June 2, 2021

Bovine Fecal Material

Bovine = of or relating to cattle
fecal material = feces (poo)

BULL SHIT!!!

this is bovine fecal material!!!

by the god of bio will smite you! January 21, 2010

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

Don't Matter Go Vols

Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV

Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.

by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018

matt is gay

Matthew Fager

matt is gay

by gayafmatt May 21, 2016