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Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
by Wildboyz July 24, 2009
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mama-janga

(n)
A large, burly female that easily intimidates others using just her looks. Not necessarily fat, more on the muscular side.
(interj)
Just a euphamism for another inappropriate word.
(n)
Just imagine shaq with a wig on. That's a tad extreme, but I think you get the idea now.

(interj)
Oh, mama-janga!
by Outback Byrd March 14, 2011
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Mama Panda

Refers to a person who is the god of all gods. The person is considered to be the smartest entity living on Earth. Doesnt need to refer to a female gender.
That mama panda is too intelligent.
by Level 97273939 January 31, 2017
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mama pringle

A girl who runs a brothel of prostitutes that are her friends.
Girl why are you acting like a mama pringle? We aren't your prostitutes.
by RandomWeirdness184 February 1, 2017
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mahasia

A born makeup artist. A loyal friend with valid fighting skills.
Call , Mahasia them girls are trying me. Her hands are valid!
by Voodoo childish April 18, 2017
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makasan

A beautiful girl , very independent. Always to her self , she might seem loud but deep down she is very quiet. Can take care of her self.
Makasan is always working hard.
by Kkas March 29, 2017
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malasijahi

Malasijahi means beautiful ๐Ÿ’œ and sweet ๐Ÿ’– and sexy๐Ÿ˜ is loyalty ๐Ÿ˜˜ and will beat a bitch up ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏand they always have big Booty's ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Malasijahi is loyal to her man๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
by Malasijahi June 16, 2017
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