Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

by adem g September 8, 2013

cool jizz

Great , Awesome , Beautiful

Your hair is cool jizz!

by Kale Cee March 19, 2023

Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"

"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"

by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020

Jizz Drinker

One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!

Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker

by Cumslut4life January 26, 2019

Jizz droth

A droth is basicly a cup or bucket of some sort(sometimes a person) and jizz is sperm.
so. jizz droth is a place for cum .

"dude, your sucha' jizz droth!"
"naww mann your sisters my jizz droth."

by Shannon :] March 3, 2009

biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.

Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."

by DarkMist March 27, 2016