jizz chizz

Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.

That girl is a real Jizz chizz

by JizzChizz January 1, 2017

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 10, 2010

jizz jerkey

jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.

Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019