the internet of things

A network of physical objects with embedded sensors that are connected to the internet.

"Siri, turn off the lights." "Gotta love the internet of things"

by Wendelcorp May 17, 2016

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

internet girlfriend

internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.

by txpipe4udear August 27, 2005

The Internet

moron-laden porno pipe

There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.

search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."

by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006

internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.

idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.

by Nysidra November 11, 2008

Internet Hobo

A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)

Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.

by numberonehobo March 22, 2011