Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Bath marble

Firstly, have you ever ejaculated into a bath?

The spunk that forms in and under the water, looks like the inside of a marble. Hence the term …bath marble.

Shoot your load. Swirl it around. Boom

Phwoahh. I was bath marbling last night again. Created one hell of a bath marble

by DaddyHammer June 11, 2025

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008

chromosome bath

a mosh pit

Isin jumped into the hurricane of 14-23 year old wave of disgruntled youth, a veritable chromosome bath.

by misingno July 1, 2017

Sippy Bird Bath

A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.

My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.

by Dick Zweiner May 8, 2022