A type of girl whose beauty is so startling and profound, indicating a papered cloistered existence - so perfect her parents must’ve bathed her in milk
by Yo mama a ho February 22, 2025
by Anononon December 08, 2022
(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 18, 2021
A full hot bath with too much bubblebath, a few candles and Michael Bublé playing in the background. Ultimate relaxation.
Gonna get me a Bublé Bath tonight. Then settle down with a pack of cider and play a sexy video. Coz I am feelin' real tight!!
by Dirtylocks Jackson July 12, 2021
The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022
A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove April 14, 2016