guitar bureau

The place in one's home where the guitar for playing Guitar Hero is kept. Usually applied to the Wii version of Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, and Guitar Hero World Tour.

I always wondered where our guitar bureau is.

by Seshie April 13, 2009

guitar quiero

1. A person who is extremely addicted to the game, Guitar Hero, and cannot stop playing even after they have gold-starred every song on expert.

2. The title of an Episode of "South Park".

Dun! that dude's been playing guitar hero for 3 days straight, he must be a guitar quiero.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

Guitargarita

The type of Margarita/Daquiri/watered-down-cheap-rum-ice-and-sugar-water beverage commonly found in Las Vegas insice of $12 worth of hollow plastic guitar (adorned with straw) dangling from the necks of tourists/visiting alcoholics from other states. You will many times see a gaggle of Guitargaritans traveling together down the Strip (possibly as a way to protect their young/fend off predators) as they engage in (attempts at) conducting mating rituals.

Carter: "Hey, now that we finally made it to Vegas, you guys wanna get waaaaaasted?"
Austin: "Yeah! We should get Guitargaritas! Wouldn't that be Hot Buttered Elves?"
Carter #2: "Awww, awesome! If we get our beverages put into guitar-shaped containers, women will have SEX with us!"
Group: "Horray!"
Random passer-by: "Say- I'm trying to get to the Four Queens. Can you point me in the right direction?"

by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 4, 2010

Guitar Hero Mix-up

When you get two songs mixed up because they were both playable in a Guitar Hero game.

Person 1: Did you know the theme song from Top Gear is based on a Rush song?
Person 2: Don't you mean Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band?
Person 1: Your right, that was a Guitar Hero mix-up.

by ThulsaDoom July 13, 2010

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

GuiTart

This is the common name given to a total whore involved with rock music, or, just guitaring.

Hayley Williams.
"Ugh, that Hayley Williams is such a guiTart"

:S

by Gibsonsrcool August 21, 2010