grasshopper

a trem used for someone that runs large quanties of "Mary Jane" from one location to another.

"When i go to Stockton with my weed in my car i am a grasshopper." or something like that... but it was Andre Nickatina who first put into a song.

by Wingfat January 13, 2005

grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

by bob December 9, 2004

grasshop

to have sex in long summer grass with a boy named Rock

Friend: "So how was your July 4th?
Redheaded girl named Megan: "Well, I watched the fireworks and then grasshopped. Yeah, it was pretty spectacular, well the grasshopping, the fireworks paled in comparison really."

by ClevelandMegan December 10, 2008

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008

grasstroll

the cool way to say asshole

Shut the fuck up you dirty grasstroll!

by tboner00012 August 20, 2009

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass Nest

n. A clump of grass used to tilt the angle on a camera during a timered shot.

I was taking intense myspace shots with a grass nest to steady the camera

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009