goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.

Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!

by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024

goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.

Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.

by Fancyursa March 21, 2025

Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.

"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024