German Empire

funny nerd guy from trollbox

German Empire

by Susman90000 March 12, 2022

German rubber duckie

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.

bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.

by funky gunky March 29, 2022

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

german_vrs

A fat kid on Tiktok that is annoying, a bozo, and he massages his moms toes.

Hey, did you know that german_vrs is a bozo?

Yeah, I also heard he massages his moms toes.

Isn't he so annoying?

Totally

by kxdenbxden May 29, 2022

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022