ego-fart

Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.

by Josh Dingus December 2, 2004

Fart

Gas released from the ass

Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop January 10, 2019

fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".

Shut up, fart goblin.

by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006

fart-sack

sleeping bag

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.

by dang May 8, 2003

fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.

Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.

by Charles Golay February 21, 2009

fart

A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.

My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.

by Dr. Vincent Tersigni October 15, 2006

spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.

"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht

by jesse March 9, 2005