cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

Perma-flop

The permanent tan lines on the top of a person's feet caused by wearing only flip-flops for extended durations, usually months or years, and associated with a leisurely lifestyle in generally sunny locations such as the tropics.

Check out that dude's perma-flops man! He's gotta be retired and living the dream down south.

by Panama_Jack December 30, 2018

Giuliani Flop

the standard by which an established legal position progresses from "categorically false" to "I don't know" in fewer than 48 hours.

Giuliani Flop, 20 Jan 2018:

“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.

“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.

by johnoneillnyc January 20, 2019

Thot Flop

When a thot(That Hoe Over There), flips her hair in a manner to where it covers one side of her face and flops over. It is in a way an sterio typical style that is iconic for thots.

Sydney looks like a slut with that Thot flop.

by It’s just common sense March 20, 2019

Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019

Pancakes flop

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019