good hard dicking 

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

good hard dicking by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around 

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

dicking around by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

kitchen-dickin' 

verb; can be used interchangably with any verb in a sentence

I was kitchen-dickin' that ho last night on the counter-top" Did you see that guy kitchen-dickin' it on the stairs? or "What are you up to?" "Oh just kitchen-dickin' it."

kitchen-dickin' by jen and erik December 21, 2003

Rope Dicking 

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

Rope Dicking by kdod October 7, 2012

dickindabutt 

what one recieves after a hard test or ass kicking; or one may take this if of a homosexual nature

That calculus test just gave me dickindabutt. Olberding likes dickindabutt.

dickindabutt by Ray October 22, 2003

Dicking it 

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

Dicking it by pmikes November 6, 2009

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

dicking by saucer August 7, 2003