dead-fish 

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

dead-fish by His worst mistake February 29, 2008

Dead Guy Perez 

Dead Guy Perez alternativly known as the DGP. Is a "Ghoul" if you will that Homestarrunner becomes while tlaking on the phone to Marzipan's answering machine. He quickly stops the charade upon runing into a lamp, or vase or somethign to that nature. I think he is the collest not shown character of them all

This isnt homestar, its Dead Guy Perez.. Also known as the DGP!!!!!

Dead Guy Perez by Slick_IV October 27, 2004

Dead Souls 

Song by English Post-Punk band Joy Division from their Licht und Blindheit EP as well as at least one of their greatest hits albums. The song gained huge popularity when Nine Inch Nails did an amazing cover of it for the soundtrack to the 1994 movie The Crow.

Someone take these dreams away
that point me to another day.
A Duel of personalities
that stretch all true realities.
-From Dead Souls by Joy Division and later covered by NIN

RIP Ian Curtis and Brandon Lee
and thank you Trent Reznor.

Dead Souls by Gaaraofthedamned May 20, 2011

Dead Silence 

The perk you use when your trying to masturbate and your parents are in the room next to you

Family reunion no problem I have dead silence on

Dead Silence by CoonCommander April 12, 2019

dead finger

1.the feeling of dissillusionment in organized religion once one has broken or injured his index finger within the confines of a church, or any religious institution.

2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.

3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.

4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.

5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.

6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.

7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.

8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.

1. "I've been a dead finger ever since I slammed that door on my pointer finger on the way into sunday school. Fuck God."

2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."

3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."

4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."

5. "Yeah, motherfucker."

6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."

7. See example #3

8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."

dead finger by kanklesore October 1, 2006

dead-eyed 

conceal my true beliefs, behind a stony stare.

referring to his second wife as “dead-eyed” and a “once fair-skinned schoolgirl”.

dead-eyed by Tolkny May 25, 2011

dead beat dad!

Dead beat dad is someone who has fathered children who does nothing to support them or have any involvement with his children. He is one of the reasons we all pay higher taxes for social welfare progams and why some people will rob, rape or murder you because they had one of these.

Bryan wanted to go on a trip with his new girlfriend because of this he missed his childs bday and skipped his child support payment making him a dead beat dad!

dead beat dad! by angelinnwok February 7, 2006