dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

Dick Move

d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium

Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!

by Scwan Dunkin April 11, 2013

Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

dick sisters

A combination of women who have had sex with the same man.

I wonder if Linda and Amy know that they're dick sisters since Joe banged both of them.

by The Sex Panther April 5, 2008

dick all

another word for nothing.

I learned dick all in lecture today

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

by Lionberry February 2, 2021